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Five pounds of fury
Securing the perimeter is very serious business. The ears must be locked and loaded at all times. Shhh! Did you hear that?? I’m pretty sure it’s an evil kitty. RUN FOR YOUR LIVES! DID YOU SEE THE SIZE...
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I threw my own “Surprise” party……
A friend and I decided to throw ourselves as “Surprise” birthday party. Ok, so maybe I Drug her kicking and screaming but I know somewhere deep inside she was thrilled. As you can tell, she just loves...
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So, I got jiggle in my wiggle.
I was watching a video this morning when this occurred to me. Why do Caucasian gals think we’re supposed to look like toothpicks yet African American girls are perfectly fine with the junk in their...
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Worky, worky, worky….no playey…
I like to scream to relieve stress. It freaks out the callers a bit but they should know better than to call when I’m busy. I’m learning to organize better though. I have piles for everything. There’s...
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There’s pantyhose in the fridge and I can’t explain it.
They say children don’t come with instructions but I have learned, neither do the elderly. Do you laugh? Cry? Maybe you should just pet the damned elephant in the back yard. For many years I teased my...
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Even you can do the Hokey Pokey
Ok, so I’m only going to show you this one more time so pay attention. You put your right foot in. You put your right foot out. You put your whole self in and you shake it all about. You do the Hokey...
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Preparation Meets Opportunity
snoogiefisk:A few things to consider on this fine Sunday Morning. Great post. Originally posted on CuriousHumans: Who doesn’t want to be in the right place, at the right time? It certainly beats being...
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The Invisible Man
He walked up and down the River Market careful not to linger anywhere too long so as not to be called a vagrant or a nuisance. His hair was matted and his black jeans were caked with brown. He passed...
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Waiting for God
Ms. Nancy from Clarksdale Mississippi shuffles over to hover around Uncle Charles as he picks at today’s lunch. Since Uncle Charles is the only white man left in this wing that can still walk, many of...
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Just go buy one. I promise it will fit.
Things I learned today: A 9.5 foot kayak will fit in my car. Windshields’ don’t budge when shoving 9.5 foot kayaks in your car. Never listen to my husband. Me: Do you think it’s safe to drive like...
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I think I smell fall
Good morning world. It’s a fabulous day and Pearl thinks we should go play. I’m a little leery since lately I can’t seem to step outside with causing injury to myself. I think I’ll cover myself in...
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Daymares
I took a nap today and had a daymare. (Well, it can’t be a nightmare at 2:00 in the afternoon now can it?) I was dreaming that I was at work and didn’t have enough Techs to cover all of the jobs that...
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Last Day
It’s your last day on earth. How do you spend yours? I want to spend mine in a room full of puppies.
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Don’t read this!
What are you doing? You’re reading this aren’t you. Someone will know. You’re such a rebel. Rule breaker! You might as well keep going now. I feel I must tell you though, these are minutes of your...
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Let’s put dead stuff on the wall.
Meet Ted. E. Bear. He lives above my mantel with two of his friends. Do you ever wonder who the first guy was to stuff a dead animal and bring it in the house? How did that conversation even happen?...
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Hocus Pocus and other nonsense
Therapy, medication, mountains of books and the brain still says “You have made an error. Errors are unacceptable. You have failed at this thing called life.” So, Mr. Shrink and the books he tells me...
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Rocking the boat.
I don’t believe in the devil. Yes, I said it. Throw your bible at me if you wish. He’ s still just an excuse to me. An excuse not to accept the consequences of our own actions.
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Suicide
Broken glass Shattered pieces You can say you’re sorry but it will never be the same Light shines through the sharp edges no matter how much glue you use. Someone told me that this just makes me a...
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Holy shit thats crazy
I’m alive I promise. So, I went to the funny farm. Preferred death over life. Getting divorced, lost my job and my cat died. I quit my therapist and am at last looking towards the future. So, how was...
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